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eastpenisnowhere

reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

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jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

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hismindpalace:

mostgenerousguardian:

meganphntmgrl:

here’s to harold

the most sensible person in creepypasta

bless u harold

harold’s got his shit together

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fashiondisastercecil:

okay but hear me out here

*clears throat*

canon, healthy, non-sexualised lesbians who don’t die

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canon, healthy, non-sexualised heterosexuals who don’t die?

canon, healthy, non-sexualised anyone who doesn’t die?

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Trying to sign lithographs. Dealing with critters. 

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megachiroptyrannosaurus:

WELL, WELL, WELL…

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hasnochill:

Ed Sheeran: *writes song about Ellie Gouldings sexual acts*
Y’all: OOH SHADE!!!!
Taylor Swift: *writes a song remeniscing on a short relationship with a boy, talking about cute lil things they did like dancing*
Y’all: i can’t believe she’s invading his privacy like this! she’s so obsessed with him

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daftbread:

enemy of the dogspotting community

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dutchster:

if i ever get fired i will say “fire cannot kill a dragon” and they’ll beg me to stay and give me a huge raise probably

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